Real Retro ServerIt is in Trapwood, about 226 steps east of the spot the map marks with that name.
And 1 down from the surface once you are there.



| Step | Who | Say | They answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | Hairycles | mission | Please hurry. Bring me whisper moss from dworc lair. Make sure it is from dworc lair! Take it yourself only! If you need to hear background of all again, ask Hairycles for backgrou… |
| 0 | Hairycles | yes | No! That not scroll me looking for. Silly hairless ape you are. Go to village of lizards and get it there on your own! |
| 1 | Hairycles | mission | These are dire times for our people. Problems plenty are in this times. But me people not grant trust easy. Are you willing to prove you friend of ape people? |
| 1 | Hairycles | background | So listen, little ape was struck by plague. Hairycles not does know what plague it is. That is strange. Hairycles should know. But Hairycles learnt lots and lots ... |
| 1 | Hairycles | mission | Oh, you brought me whisper moss? Good hairless ape you are! Can me take it? |
| 1 | Hairycles | yes | Oh, you seem to have lost scroll? That's bad news. If you lost it, only way to get other is to kill holy serpents. But you can't go there so you must ask adventurers who can. |
| 1 | Hairycles | yes | You brought scroll with lizard text? Good! I will see what text tells me! Come back when ready for other mission. |
| 2 | Hairycles | mission | Whisper moss strong is, but me need liquid that humans have to make it work ... |
| 3 | Hairycles | mission | You brought me that cough syrup from human healer me asked for? |
| 4 | Hairycles | mission | Little ape should be healthy soon. Me so happy is. Thank you again! But me suspect we in more trouble than we thought. Will you help us again? |
| 5 | Hairycles | mission | You got scroll from lizard village in south east? |
| 6 | Hairycles | mission | Ah yes that scroll. Sadly me not could read it yet. But the holy banana me insight gave! In dreams Hairycles saw where to find solution ... |
| 7 | Hairycles | mission | You still don't know signs on stone, go and look for it in tomb east in desert. |
| 7 | Hairycles | mission | Ah yes, you read the signs in tomb? Good! May me look into your mind to see what you saw? |
| 8 | Hairycles | mission | So much there is to do for Hairycles to prepare charm that will protect all ape people ... |
| 9 | Hairycles | mission | You bring Hairycles egg of hydra? |
| 10 | Hairycles | mission | Last ingredient for charm of life is thing to lure magic. Only thing me know like that is mushroom called witches' cap. Me was told it be found in isle called Fibula, where humans … |
| 11 | Hairycles | heal | You are burning. Me will help you. |
| 11 | Hairycles | heal | You are poisoned. Me will help you. |
| 11 | Hairycles | heal | You are looking really bad. Let Hairycles heal wounds. |
| 11 | Hairycles | offers | Me nothing have to offer you now. Perhaps ask later, when we know better. |
| 11 | Hairycles | mission | You brought Hairycles witches' cap from Fibula? |
| 11 | Hairycles | offer | Me offer tasty bananas. |
| 11 | Hairycles | banana | You want buy this banana for %P gold? |
| 11 | Hairycles | banana | You want buy %A bananas for %P gold? |
| 12 | Hairycles | mission | Mighty life charm is protecting us now! But my people are still in danger. Danger from within ... |
| 13 | Hairycles | mission | Please destroy three casks in the complex beneath Banuta, so my people will come to senses again. |
| 13 | Hairycles | mission | You do please Hairycles again, friend. Me hope madness will not spread further now. Perhaps you are ready for other mission. |
| 14 | Hairycles | mission | Now that the false cult was stopped, we need to strengthen the spirit of my people. We need a symbol of our faith that ape people can see and touch ... |
| 14 | The Blind Prophet | transport | You want me to transport you to forbidden land? |
| 15 | Hairycles | mission | Get a hair of holy ape from forbidden land in east. Speak with blind prophet in cave. |
| 15 | Hairycles | mission | You brought hair of holy ape? |
| 15 | The Blind Prophet | transport | No! |
| 16 | Hairycles | mission | You have proven yourself a friend, me will grant you permission to enter the deepest catacombs under Banuta which we have sealed in the past ... |
| 17 | Hairycles | mission | Me know its much me asked for but go into the deepest catacombs under Banuta and destroy the monument of the serpent god. |
| 17 | Hairycles | mission | Finally my people are safe! You have done incredible good for ape people and one day even me brethren will recognise that ... |
| 17 | Hairycles | offer | Me offer tasty bananas. Me also sell statues of holy apes of wisdom. Statue of no talking, statue of no hearing, statue of no seeing. |
| 17 | Hairycles | furniture | |
| 17 | Hairycles | goods | |
| 17 | Hairycles | do you sell | |
| 17 | Hairycles | do you have | |
| 17 | Hairycles | statue | Me sell statues of holy apes of wisdom. Statue of no speaking, statue of no hearing, statue of no seeing. |
| 17 | Hairycles | speaking | You want buy this holy statue for %P gold? |
| 17 | Hairycles | seeing | You want buy this holy statue for %P gold? |
| 17 | Hairycles | hearing | You want buy this holy statue for %P gold? |
| 18 | Hairycles | mission | No more missions await you right now, friend. Perhaps you want to check me offers for special friends. |
Step is the number this world keeps for the quest, which is how the game itself knows how far you are — so that is the real order, not a guess. The answers are the words the NPC really says.

| Creature | Hit points | Experience |
|---|---|---|
Dragon lord | 1900 | 2100 |
Dragon | 1000 | 700 |
Demon skeleton | 400 | 240 |
Lizard snakecharmer | 325 | 200 |
Crypt shambler | 330 | 195 |
Beholder | 260 | 170 |
Minotaur mage | 155 | 150 |
Lizard templar | 410 | 145 |
Tarantula | 225 | 120 |
Lizard sentinel | 265 | 105 |
Minotaur archer | 100 | 65 |
Dworc voodoomaster | 80 | 50 |
Minotaur | 100 | 50 |
Crocodile | 105 | 40 |
The strongest 14 of 36 kinds whose nests reach this place.
whisper moss | |
witches cap mushroom | |
old parchment | |
snake destroyer |
There are 3 chests here under 4 quest numbers, so you can take them all.
| Characters | 4 |
| Houses | 861 |
| Occupied | 0 |